How Retarded?

Let me tell you again why I despise retards, because they are freaking STUPID. And I work with a bunch of them squares. Here is the story: I get a call from some dummy at the office, telling me "we" are having a Christmas Party on Friday and "we" are all buying Christmas presents for each other. First this retarded because I don't celebrate Christmas to start with. Secondly: I never buy presents for your ass throoghout the year and vice versa. So now what's with this whole lovey-dovey-happy-family nonsense? How pretencious that? So please count me out, because I am real like that. In case you don't our "relationship" because you are a douchebag, let me spell it out for you : We are just collegues not buddies. So take your middle-class cash and buy presents for your cousins and neighbours. Dammit.